霸气怼人的句子，不带脏字，有点小幽默！

货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。

The goods have an expiration date, and people are tired of it. You are in my heart, how long can you force me.

人虽然是从畜生变化来的，但可惜的是，许多人又变了回去…

Although people change from animals, it's a pity that many people change back

你明明就是个臭水沟又臭又脏还想往自己身上装纯净水。

You are a smelly ditch, smelly and dirty, and you want to put pure water on yourself.

我可怜吗用得着你说吗用得着你同情吗用得着你假惺惺吗

Do I have pity? Do I need you to say it? Do I need your sympathy? Do I need your hypocrisy

你一抬脚，我就看见了你的袜子，你穿的破鞋。

As soon as you lift your feet, I see your socks and your worn shoes.

整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。

You have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in other people's eyes.

你能讲文明，讲素质的时候，我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be a man again.

照个相还掘个嘴，鼓个腮帮子，要不就握个拳头弄脸旁边，你要打谁啊，还是你脑血栓啊

Take a picture, dig your mouth and drum your cheeks, or shake your fist and get next to your face. Who are you going to hit, or do you have cerebral thrombosis

你左看像白痴，右看像傻子，上看像头猪，下看像头驴。

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig on the top and a donkey on the bottom.

当你拿起镜子，看着自己…你以为是多余的，其实吧……你还真是多余的。

When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself…… You think it's superfluous, actually…… You're really superfluous.

一个女孩，好好穿个正规长度的裙子或者裤子上衣，合理的弄些首饰来修饰自己，说话办事文文气气的，淑女点不好么？

A girl should wear a regular length skirt or trousers and blouse, and reasonably get some jewelry to decorate herself. She is polite in speaking and handling affairs. Isn't it good for a lady?

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